This morning, in a moment of complete and utter desperation to stop the tears (his, not mine), I told Scotty the whooper of all parenting lies.
I told him school was just like his favorite place in the whole world: Target.
We are so screwed.
But at least he stopped crying.
In a related story, we've also started to put aside money for his future therapy appointments. That is, if he doesn't first escape from preschool and wander the Earth like Caine from Kung Fu.
I told him school was just like his favorite place in the whole world: Target.
We are so screwed.
But at least he stopped crying.
In a related story, we've also started to put aside money for his future therapy appointments. That is, if he doesn't first escape from preschool and wander the Earth like Caine from Kung Fu.
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