Our photographer has still not updated her blog to include a 'sneak peek' of our photo shoot from yesterday. Of course, it's not because she is a mother of three young children or perhaps doesn't work on Sundays. In my mind, it's because the air-brushing/photoshopping of my back fat, flabby arms, and blotchy skin is taking extraordinary amounts of time and energy. Hell, for all we know right now, she is trying to paste my head on another person's body to ensure I don't have a serious breakdown when I view the photos.
Why did I sign up to do this? Why did we PAY someone to do this?
I'd never make it in the top model world. Emma has the guts/attitude (cat-itude), I don't.