http://www.lvrj.com/news/health-district-testing-sickened-runners-after-complaints-135493518.html
(Ugh...un-clicky link, I shake my fist at you!)
Wow. Sounds like this reporter found a really, ahem, great source to quote.
Although I'm not a big fan of "lose my bowels." Did I really say "bowels" to another person? Someone in the media? Really? Really?
Funny how there was no mention of the Cool-Whip container.