"Scott just put me in timeout. lol."
Seconds later, another text popped up:
[the length of her timeout, presumably]
Taking the bait, I wrote back, "What did you do???"
"We were chasing. I caught him, and made the toot noise with my mouth, so he put me in time-out for spitting."
She followed up with, "He made me say sorry afterwards. :)"
Damn. I can't wait to see what this kid does in preschool. I fear for his teacher already.