Top Ten Ways to Tell Kim is Really Stressed Out:
10.) She starts drinking coffee at all times of day, including 4pm and even 8pm.
9.) Empty bottles of Chardonnay mysteriously begin piling up in the recycling bin
8.) Simple questions, such as "What's for dinner?" cause her snap, "GET OFF MY BACK!"
7.) Despite her claims that she doesn't "have enough time," she starts baking in earnest.
6.) All of the frosting allocated for the cinnamon rolls never reached an actual roll; it was consumed prior to the start of breakfast. No apology was issued.
5.) She starts wearing her bathrobe at all times of day.
4.) 'Braveheart' plays on the TV on a constant loop.
3.) The computer area is buried by the iPad, the iPhone, several yellow legal pads with page after page of illegible scribbles, and a half-eaten box of Junior Mints.
2.) The blog goes dark for days.
and the #1 way to know that Kim is stressed out...
You come home on a Saturday afternoon to find her curled up on the couch, in her bathrobe, eating frosting, drinking Chardonnay, watching 'Braveheart.'
That's all, folks! See in next month.
10.) She starts drinking coffee at all times of day, including 4pm and even 8pm.
9.) Empty bottles of Chardonnay mysteriously begin piling up in the recycling bin
8.) Simple questions, such as "What's for dinner?" cause her snap, "GET OFF MY BACK!"
7.) Despite her claims that she doesn't "have enough time," she starts baking in earnest.
6.) All of the frosting allocated for the cinnamon rolls never reached an actual roll; it was consumed prior to the start of breakfast. No apology was issued.
5.) She starts wearing her bathrobe at all times of day.
4.) 'Braveheart' plays on the TV on a constant loop.
3.) The computer area is buried by the iPad, the iPhone, several yellow legal pads with page after page of illegible scribbles, and a half-eaten box of Junior Mints.
2.) The blog goes dark for days.
and the #1 way to know that Kim is stressed out...
You come home on a Saturday afternoon to find her curled up on the couch, in her bathrobe, eating frosting, drinking Chardonnay, watching 'Braveheart.'
That's all, folks! See in next month.
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