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TOP TEN SIMILARITIES BETWEEN RUNNING AND BEING A PARENT
10.) It forces you to get up at unspeakable hours.
9.) It introduces you to a completely new group of people that you wouldn't have otherwise met.
8.) It gives you this weird, tingly high. Occasionally.
7.) Some days, it's hard as hell.
6.) It gives you something else to focus on outside of your own little myopic world.
5.) When you tell others about your crazy tales, they look at you with a mixture of fear, awe, and horror.
4.) You realize you are capable of withstanding much more than you ever thought possible.
3.) It gives you a sense of purpose.
2.) It forces you to live in the moment. This can be very challenging - and freeing - all at the same time.
And the #1 similarity between running and being a parent is...
1.) Never far from your thoughts is a single word: poop.
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