10.) Despite your constant cleaning, you secretly wonder if a family of raccoons lives in your house.
9.) You find Sesame Street surprisingly entertaining.
8.) Along that same vein of thought, you've openly discussed Bert and Ernie's sexual orientation with friends.
7.) You consider the microwave the greatest invention known to Man.
6,) The phrase "potty training" sends shivers along your spine, because a.) you haven't started yet, and but know it's coming, b.) you are in the midst of the horror, or c.) you just finished and barely survived.
5.) Public meltdowns become a question of when, not why.
4.) Back to Sesame Street: Elmo is a god in your home.
3.) "Sharing" is a dirty word.
2.) You feel the need to update your Facebook page every time your child eats a healthy meal.
1.) Despite having all of his/her needs currently met, you cannot figure out for the life of you why your toddler is still screaming.
9.) You find Sesame Street surprisingly entertaining.
8.) Along that same vein of thought, you've openly discussed Bert and Ernie's sexual orientation with friends.
7.) You consider the microwave the greatest invention known to Man.
6,) The phrase "potty training" sends shivers along your spine, because a.) you haven't started yet, and but know it's coming, b.) you are in the midst of the horror, or c.) you just finished and barely survived.
5.) Public meltdowns become a question of when, not why.
4.) Back to Sesame Street: Elmo is a god in your home.
3.) "Sharing" is a dirty word.
2.) You feel the need to update your Facebook page every time your child eats a healthy meal.
1.) Despite having all of his/her needs currently met, you cannot figure out for the life of you why your toddler is still screaming.
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