After we got our tats (and Scotty and that dude ended their dust-up with a handshake), we decided to hit the casinos and see if Lady Luck was on our side.
See, the thing that most people don't know about me is that I'm really a card shark. I may be only twelve months old, but I have watched a fair amount of the World Series of Poker on TV, and know how to count cards. I may not be able to vocalize it, but my little brain is constantly working. I even had a poker face. And my lucky poker visor.
I was wrong. So very, very, wrong.
Again, wrong. Very, very wrong. I haven't see this many boobies since I was nursing.
Love, Rowan D.