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Vintage Bear Photos: All Baby, All Fat

3/30/2012

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The search for Froggie pictures had me cracking up yesterday. I flagged some of my favorites and thought you might enjoy them, too.

I honestly cannot believe what a little chubber-muffin Scotty was. No wonder the kid didn't crawl until he was 10 months old -- he was too fat.

Around three months, he started to pack on the pounds. Right in his middle section.
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Froggie, ever present, in the left-hand corner
You would think sitting upright would burn some calories, but nope. He continued to expand. Mostly in his face.

(Editor's note: Scotty is not actually sitting upright; under the blanket is his Bumbo seat. Looking at these photos brings back so many memories, including how many stinkin' loads of laundry I did. So. Much. Laundry. Also, please note the breast pump on the left. Egads.)
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Ironically, "da-da" is still his favorite word. Primed from an early age, I guess.
We went to baby gymnastics. Still, no weight came off. We just laid on a lot of stuffed turtles.
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Hey! I'm developing something called...a personality! Fun!
By seven months, the chub was seriously out of control. Look at him - he doesn't even fit in that hat. I'm pretty sure the hat was a 2T.
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Even my pants are too tight...
But like most mothers, I was blind to my own child. So what did I do? I fed him cheese. Not diet cheese, but regular, full-fat cheese. And he loved it.
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More! More! I LOOOOVE cheese!
Scotty displayed no shame about his size. Shame was too complicated of an emotion for his little eight-month old brain to handle. So he sat around the house, naked, reading books.
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How many rolls of fat are on my arms? Let's count...one. Two. Three. Four. I'm tired. Now I'm hungry. More cheese, please?
The only time he balked is when I attempted to feed him something nutritious, like leafy greens. The expression below says it all.
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God, woman, what are you feeding me? Take it away!
Here, Scotty does his best Chris-Farley-SNL-Chippendales impressions. It's spot-on, really.
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LMFAO: I'm chubby and I know it...
But alas, that chub has come off. With walking came running, and with running came major calorie burn. At two and a half years old, we're left with this: slimmer, but all attitude and still naked. And size 9 sneakers.
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Tired, sweaty Bear
Yup, that's my kid. Why is he wearing sneakers on my couch?!
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