AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR.
First, I did not pick this show. Scotty picked it. When you share a house with a 3-year old boy (...and a 39-year old boy...), guys doing cool stunts trump rose ceremonies any day. And yes, while we have another TV, it's deliciously cozy to curl up on the couch with a freshly bathed toddler, well past his bedtime, that likes to snuggle into your armpit.
Anyways, regardless of the show's content, the best part is Scotty's reaction. He loves it. "Did you see the man on the skateboard fall down the ramp into the water? He fell on his booty!" He'll gleefully exclaim while jumping off the couch.
I think he just likes to say "booty."
Just like popsicles and sleeping in, ANW will likely be shelved when the school year starts. But for now, I'm going to enjoy late summer nights with my nice-smelling little Bear.